Well you’ve been in seven car crashes
And your parents bailed you out of that
But you had to work at Chick-fil-A in high school just to pay them back
And every pet you’ve had has either died or lost a leg
Somebody robbed your apartment once
Took everything, even the bed
Your cousin came to visit you and got Hepatitis C
I gotta tell you I’ve been wondering what’s gonna happen to me
Cause I’ve been extra careful since I met you last Tuesday night
You told me all the awful things that happened in your life
I’ve been extra careful since this you and me thing’s going down
Cause bad luck seems to follow you around
You had a string of crappy boyfriends who were selfish, rude, and mean
You spent the better part of your childhood in special schools and therapy
You claim no one has understood you since you were about three
I don’t mean to be selfish but I’m wondering what this has to do with me
Cause I’ve been extra careful since I met you last Tuesday night
You told me all the awful things that happened in your life
I’ve been extra careful since this you and me thing’s going down
Cause bad luck seems to follow you around
Baby, it’s amazing everything that you’ve survived
Well me, I’m just hoping I can make it through this week alive
Cause I’ve been extra careful since I met you last Tuesday night
You told me all the awful things that happened in your life
I’ve been extra careful since this you and me thing’s going down
Cause bad luck seems to follow you
And I’ve been extra careful since I met you last Tuesday night
You told me all the awful things that happened in your life
I’ve been extra careful since this you and me thing’s going down
Cause bad luck seems to follow you around
Bad luck seems to follow you around, oh no
Bad luck seems to follow you around