There’s something I’ve gotta tell you
It’s something a little bit bad
You know you’ve always kind of been my hero
And i never wanna make you mad
So I’m hoping that we can survive this
I’m hoping this little bomb doesn’t explode
I guess I should go on and just tell you
Enough with the stalling, okay, here goes
I had a dream about your girlfriend
We were just talkin' about the weather
The sky was raining roses
But we didn’t sleep together
I know it’s a funny thing to mention
I’m just trying to get the mystery solved
I had a dream about your girlfriend
But I swear there was no sex involved
Everybody knows that she is gorgeous
Everybody thinks you are too
And you know she would rather become a nun
Than be with anyone but you
You know I support that completely
I’d never do a thing to throw you off
But what if you died and then I stepped in
I mean, what harm would that cause?
I had a dream about your girlfriend
We were just talkin' about the weather
The sky was raining roses
But we didn’t sleep together
I know it’s a funny thing to mention
I’m just trying to get the mystery solved
I had a dream about your girlfriend
But I swear there was no sex involved
You can’t get too bent out of shape
It’s just random there’s nothing to it
It just comes up when I’m sleeping
It doesn’t mean that I wanna do it
I don’t get to choose which dreams I have
I’m just kind of the receiver
I mean, I had a dream I kissed your mother once
And I’ve never done that either
I had a dream about your girlfriend
The sky rumbled and the earth just shook
She was naked as a jaybird
But I swear I didn’t look
I know it’s a funny thing to mention
I’m just trying to get the mystery solved
I had a dream about your girlfriend
But I swear there was no sex involved