There was this guy
His name was Jim
You can call him Kirk
Whoah the ca-p-tain
He had a tan
And lots of women
Every episode
He got to blow his lo-ad
He worked with Spock
He was a rock
No emotion
Nothing could rattle him
His blood was green
And Pavel could make him scream
And loose control
Though that’s illogical
Each week they’d all warp through space
Fight an alien race
And the vulcan would pinch a neck
If you want to learn more
Go to the video store
Or just listen to this song
For people who never watch Star Trek
Then there was Bones
Dr. McCoy
Worked with Nurse Chapel
And removed the Redshirt shrapnel
Chased some miniskirts
Screaming damnit Kirk!
Wait that wasn’t him
He was screamin «damnit Jim!»
Each week on the Enterprise
All the Redshirts would die
But no one noticed or got upset
And the Next Generation
We’ll watch in syndication
Or just listen to this song
For people who never watch Star Trek
In all 3 seasons
You know what they do
They boldly go
With the rest of the crew
Like Scotty, he was a Scott
And Chekov, he screamed a lot! oh oh
And Uhura, and Sulu
But let’s face it
After Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Who gives a fuck
About the rest of the crew
The rest of the crew (who gives a fuck?)
The rest of the crew