I’ve never been the type
To travel on the sea
Without at least a pint
To keep me company
Never in my dreams
Did I imagine
That a vessel of this nature
Existed for our pleasure
It’s so hard to believe
That we will embark
And to sail the open seas
All the while
We will be accompanied
By a sense of well-being and a million lagers
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away on this ship of beers
The sea is getting rough
But we’re oblivious
To the danger of
The savage force
Of this tremendous raging beast
We’re lying down below
And dreaming of the land
Where the trees are shaped like cans
We’re wholly confident
Of this craft and our inevitable descent
Along with the crew and captain I suspect
Are sinking down
Into a drunken stupor
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away on this ship of beers
Something must be wrong
The sea is very angry
Now it won’t be long
'til Davy Jones can claim me
Hopefully he’ll fell
Like a cleansing ale
After all he’s only human
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away
Sail away on this ship, on this ship of beers