Текст песни
Look,
If you had
one complaint,
one opportunity
to seize all the information you ever wanted
would you capture it
or just let it slip
yo
My palms are sweaty,
knees weak, arms are heavy
I’m meeting with the doctor already,
Dr. Tom Flombetti
I’m nervous but on the surface I look calm and ready to stop qualms
But I keep on forgetting
the words I wrote down,
The hospital goes so loud
I open my mouth but the words won’t come out
Don’t worry, Sharepoint has got you covered now
There are standard questions for your complaint,
wow!
Snap back to reality,
Click sales then regulatory,
Quality assurance on the left side
Intake questions for complaints,
we provide
You better lose yourself in the questions, the moment
You download it, you better never let it go (go)
You only got one shot do not miss your chance to flow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the questions, the moment
You download it, you better never let it go (go)
You only got one shot do not miss your chance to flow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
(yo)
I ask the questions like page one tells me how
The doctor was so mad but he’s chillin now
Pause
I send the questions to the complaints team
In one business day, I feel like I’m supreme
I got my label and I seal the box
UPS picks up from the loading docks
Ship the device as soon as you can
It will help your doctor be a happy man
Your investigation will be complete soon
You’ll get a letter to deliver too
My doctor will be so impressed
I’ll explain the root cause my very best
He knows we care by the questions we ask
We give answers, not always a simple task
Don’t forget to mention that complaints, they drive,
Drive improvements so our device lines thrive
Think of EEPROM and trocars too
We take action cause it’s the right thing to do
You better lose yourself in the questions, the moment
You download it, you better never let it go (go)
You only got one shot do not miss your chance to flow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the questions, the moment
You download it, you better never let it go (go)
You only got one shot do not miss your chance to flow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
(yo)
This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Erica Juarez.
The views and events here are to help you and your customer in the event of a
complaint. However, these suggestions are not to be taken lightly.
Returning complaint devices and asking intake questions has been known to
drive improvements and reduce complaints. Upon listening to this podcast,
you have just been instructed in being a more awesome rep. Em, anything else?
Yeah. Go sell some product.